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Asus Eee PC laptop computer ultra small laptop - Wednesday November 12, 2008
Yo! Look how small this laptop is. You can’t call this a laptop because this thing is smaller than my knee. Lets call it the Asus Eee PC Kneetop. Ok what’s with the name Eee? I don’t get it? How much lazier can you get? I would have loved to been there when the ASUS marketing team said, YEAH let’s call it the Eee. It sounds like the noises they were making when they were trying to come up with names, or maybe what happened is they went to type up a bunch of name ideas and quit early when they realized that their E key was the only one that worked. Anyways this Kneetop is small but packs some intense computer power. Check your email, surf the web, blog, and more (....tetris anyone?). You can do all of the above on the Chiclet-size keyboard. I'm not dogging this Kneetop, I'm waving the flag for this miniature marvel. If you have kids crying for a laptop this then the eeeEEeeeE is seriously perfect. They'll have a hard time trashing it (it has linux and a solid state hard drive). They can probably drop it, or kick it (and / or drop-kick it), put a virus or two on it, attach wheels to it???, it's a perfect pacifier for all ages and subs as a great coaster when not in use.
Thank You.
This is a message from the White Glove Association of America.
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It's All About The Pentiums - Tuesday November 11, 2008
 It's all about the Intel Pentium 4 631 SL9KG, baby, Uhh, uh-huh, What y'all wanna do? Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers? 9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard? Workin' at a desk with a dumb little placard?
Yeah, payin' the bills with my mad programming skills Defraggin' my hard drive for thrills I got me a hundred gigabytes of RAM
I never feed trolls and I don't read spam Installed a T1 line in my house Always at my PC, double-clickin' on my mizouse Upgrade my system at least twice a day I'm strictly plug-and-play, I ain't afraid of Y2K I'm down with Bill Gates, I call him "Money" for short I phone him up at home and I make him do my tech support It's all about the Pentiums, what? You've gotta be the dumbest newbie I've ever seen You've got white-out all over your screen You think your Commodore 64 is really neato What kinda chip you got in there, a Dorito? You're usin' a 286? Don't make me laugh Your Windows boots up in what, a day and a half? You could back up your whole hard drive on a floppy diskette You're the biggest joke on the Internet Your database is a disaster You're waxin' your modem, tryin' to make it go faster Hey fella, I bet you're still livin' in your parents' cellar Downloadin' pictures of Sarah Michelle Gellar And postin' "Me too!" like some brain-dead AOL-er I should do the world a favor and cap you like Old Yeller You're just about as useless as jpegs to Hellen Keller. Quotes from WEIRD AL YANKOVIC LYRICS
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HELLO my name is Lenovo IdeaPad Y510 - Friday November 07, 2008
 I am new in the box but I need a home. I don’t like to brag about myself but I am quite impressive. People sometimes use me to watch movies and play their music. I try to be modest but the truth is I am always the life of the party because of my lavish built-in Dolby Home Theater stereo speakers and HD screen. I don’t eat much power and I hardly make any noise. I have many inputs and outputs and I pretty much get along with everybody. My current owners are giving me up for adoption so I need a home and I think we can be very happy together.
Click here to see my adoptions papers.
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